Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Wait a minute…did we not write on the Nazi sex orgy?

There's really not a lot to say about this story other than this is the first time I ever had read a story on Nazi-inspired sadomasochistic sex. That's right, the head of the Formula One governing body Max Mosley paid $5,000 to play both prisoner and inmate in a concentration camp sex scene. And I don't blame him; nothing turns me on quite like mass genocide and getting my head inspected for lice. There is one area in which I differ from Mosley. Although after his Nazi sex orgies he enjoys a cup of tea with his orgy-mates, I prefer a nap.

Actually, I was talking with a friend of mine who was having a conversation with some guys (like, businessmen and such) about this topic. Apparently, according to my friend, one of the guys said "Yeah, well...when you have money..." and trailed off wistfully as if he only wished he had $5,000 to spend on a Nazi sex orgy. I'm not really sure how to respond to that story.

Anyway, it's probably safe to say this will be my last ever post on Formula One racing, unless of course they can beat this story which is far and away the leading contender for "Best Story of 2008."

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